location: long island, NY
status (if taken, we want a picture):
ten bands: the cure, the smiths, afi, alexisonfire, ladytron, freezepop, horse the band, the blood brothers, the faint, & comeback kid.
five books: Smack!, Harry Potter Series, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Go Ask Alice, & Angus and Full Frontal Snogging Series
five movies: Sixteen Candles, Amélie, Run Lola Run, Ever After, & The Wedding Singer
lyric you like & why:
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Oh, of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does- The Smiths "How Soon Is Now?"
Since I was two I've loved that song and have probably listened to it about a million times. It means so much to me. Anytime I'm feeling pissed or sad or happy I'll give it a listen.
why you are applying & why you believe we will say yes: I am applying because I really liked the name of this rating community & it seems nifty. I hope you'll say yes because I'll stay active, promote & I can be mega harsh.
make us laugh: my favorite joke:
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
what do you think of the modz: Tim looks like a charmer, Ashley is gorgeous, & Brian was a really cute kid. & of course they're my gods.
share something interesting about yourself: I am double jointed, a vegetarian for my whole life, a cancer survivor, and I have a large vocabulary.
describe yourself in seven words: Hyper, sarcastic, shy, loud, klutz, vulgar, real.
two places you promoted (we will check):
photos (more than 2 less than 7. if you don't know how to resize them, learn.):